Before Halloween.

One of my friends has this goal. Its kind of a stereotypical goal for a teenage boy. He goal is getting laid. To do this he has a very interesting plan. His plan consists of wearing an I <3 Edward Cullen shirt to the New moon premier. I doubt that this will work though. I'm pretty sure that rather than get to have his way with the hottest self loathing emo girl. He will get jumped by a he-she that looks like Lotney 'Sloth' Fratelli from the goonies with a biting complex.